While building the Tough Mudder team for the October event, I invited our CFO to participate. She's a rather determined woman not to be trifled with, and she'd be a good ally through those 11 miles, but she declined, offering instead to serve as documentarian because she was quite unlikely to miss watching the rest of us run through 10,000 volt wires.
As the calm settled following the start of the planning during which all sorts of talk was coming forth, we received an email from our documentarian. She had found a training site that plotted the course to being able to to a bazillion pushups and situps in about six weeks. We're going to need that sooner than later, and even if she won't run the course with us, she helped us out and agreed to document the event.
She also brings us chocolate in the afternoons.
That ought to be worth a card.